Is the practicum for this class mandatory?
Professor: So the probability you've got a straight on your hands is
determined by what comes out the back end here.
-- MS&E lecture
A Sordid Farm in an Ivory Tower
Professor: So the probability you've got a straight on your hands is
Girl on Bike: "Yeah, and I might have to get naked tonight, so that also sucks."
"Wait, so is the stronger acid HCl or H20?"
Disgruntled significant other: "'You're a sick fuck.' There, I said it."
Prof: "Who can tell me the difference between a birch tree and a beech tree?"
Sweet-toothed student: "If you put an infinite amount of candy corn in
Obviously a Guy: "The Fundamental Standard does not apply to girls having sex."