The public responds to Willy Wonka's corporate press release

Girl, in all seriousness: "Candy is NOT food! [Loud Scream] Take it AWAY!!!"

-- Stern parking lot

I hear The New York Times is a dumbass

A: "Don't you read The Daily, B?"
B: "No, 'cause The Daily's stupid and I know more than it."

-- Bob Lounge