But will it lead to real poking?

Girl: "I can't believe you text-messaged me telling me to poke you on FaceBook!"
Guy: "Well, umm, yea ..."

-- Bob Dining

What? Why ya lookin' at me like that?

Guy #1 to Guy#2: "I was sitting and then it squirted all over my shirt..."

-- The Quad

Cruel yet Somewhat Usual Punishment

Somewhat Drunk Girl: "Did my boyfriend abandon me? I'm not sleeping with him again, like, ever!"

-- ΣΝ

... yes?

Sophomore: "Would you like a beer?"
Freshman named Bill: "Yes. When was the last time I turned down a beer? Who do you think I am? Who do you think I am? Not Bill?"

-- Twain

He's going places

Guy: "I hate traveling but I like going places."

-- Trader Joe's