In a psych ward far, far away...

"He has to SAVE the UNIVERSE! Do you know what that's like? Do you know what that feels like? No! Because you're not Luke Skywalker!"

-- Cardenal dining room

Schiphol International's Daily Gay Dutch Pot Parade

Well-traveled Hiker: "The first two things I saw when I got off the
plane in Amsterdam were a guy with a bong and a gay parade."

-- Big Sur

Do you have people-sized condoms?

Girl, to Guy: "Look, you can only have one dick - and it can't be your
entire body."

-- Bob

L'eau du Fils d'un Ouvrier de Moulin

Straight guy, commenting on Sen. John Edwards: "His cologne smells really good!"

-- Faculty Club

Girl-on-girl action: not a factor

Guy: "I think the reason I'm attracted to lesbians is their indifference to men."

-- Tressider Union